15.03.2020

#coronapocalypse

Today we've been told that Turkey has got tons of pasta! It's such a relief! And 10.000 Umrah pilgrims who returned from Saudi Arabia yesterday are under quarantine in Ankara at the state owned facilities which were built as dorms for university students. Kicking students out from the dorms in the middle of the night and replacing pilgrims to their rooms which have no medical equipment (such as inhalers for every bed!?) is so normal! This week Turkish people have stockpiled pasta, have not stocked toilet paper unlike Europeans and Americans, because we have nozzle bidets built inside our toilet seats. At least our bottoms will be clean during this outbreak! And everybody forgets the refugee crisis which is still going on. Who cares? (15 March 2020)

Today it was announced that Turkey has got tons of pasta! It's such a relief! This week Turkish people have stockpiled pasta, have not stocked toilet papers (unlike Europeans and Americans, because we have nozzle bidets built inside our toilet seats. At least our bottoms will be clean during this pandemic!) And everybody forgets the refugee crisis that is still going on. Who cares? (15 March 2020)




Kolonya: Eau de cologne with 80C alcohol! Turkish style disinfectant. We are totally secure with our 'kolonya'! (11 March 2020)
Kolonya: Eau de cologne with 80C alcohol! Turkish style disinfectant. We are totally secure with our 'kolonya'! (11 March 2020)